Oh my God, did I tell you about our killer New Year’s Eve downtown this year? It was totally off the chain. I love going out downtown but this was the best time I’ve had in like, years. If New Years Eve is anything like the rest of the year, 2012 is going to be totally the shit.
My girls and I started the night off right with sushi at Seven. I love my girls! We do it up so classy. So we’re at Seven – how can people not go here all the time? It’s absolutely my favorite, we saw so many famous people. There were some big guys who probably played football and some tall guys and that one guy that does the weather. I was so excited I must have had like, five sake bombs before my sushi even showed up. It was the perfect way to kick off the party!
We only had to pay a hundred dollars to get in to this club downtown and we could drink all we wanted. I know, right? What a great deal! First thing’s first: We went right to the bar and ordered up a cosmo for each of us. They make really good cosmos there, they must use like, a special kind of juice or something.
Dude. We totally lit up the dance floor. Moves like Jagger for sure. There was this guy taking pictures for this website or whatever and he just wouldn’t leave us alone. I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re all over the Internet this week looking totally hot in the club. What if we were? Wouldn’t you just die?
I was having such a great time I didn’t even care when we ran into my ex with this new bitch he’s with. Even when Kelly said that they were totally making out in front of me I was just like, blowing it off. I just took another round of German chocolate cake shots and kept partying. Wooo! Shots!
I feel like I was just unstoppable that night. All those shots and I only puked once, and I totally rallied. The greatest thing is that even being super drunk and really having to puke I knew how long the line was gonna be to the bathroom so I just went into this corner and threw up on someone’s jacket. I was back before anyone even noticed I was gone. So smooth.
Then when they did the ball drop and the champagne toast at midnight I’m pretty sure I ended up kissing my ex right in front of that new bitch. I’m also pretty sure I had just puked, which is hilarious. This chick started going apeshit and tried to grab my hair but I punched her in the boob and we had this awesome fight in the middle of the dance floor. My friends say I was totally kicking her ass before the bouncers grabbed me and threw me in to the street. That’ll show that slut.
It was all snowy and crazy so we charmed this guy in to giving us his cab to get to the after-party at Kelly’s. I made him think we were going to share it with him but then we just took off on him. We weren’t going to wait two hours for a cab in that weather and we really weren’t going to share a cab with a total stranger. As if.
The after-party was just as crazy – just us girls, you have to check out Facebook. We’re so hilarious. We all passed out on the couches and woke up, chugged some Listerine and made it to brunch 10 minutes before they stopped serving it! Doesn’t that sound like it was an awesome time? We’re already excited for next year. I think somebody mentioned Chino as a possibility and that sounds amazing. Sake bombs!
