Going to a Twins game? Hey, those are great seats! If you haven’t been to a game this year then you haven’t experienced all of the great things to do at a Target Field.

Look, Calhoun Square, Nathan has moved on. Once, a long time ago you were really all he needed but things are different now. Honestly, he never even thinks about you anymore.

Yes, spring is here, but if you’re sitting outside at the Bryant Lake Bowl, DO NOT STAND UP.

Nathan Morales dives head first into the controversial subject of adult proms.

Hello everyone. Thank you for coming out to Gallery 13 tonight for the opening of ‘This Time It’s Forever.” I’m incredibly happy to have such talented artists spend time celebrating my life through art. I mean, wow, a whole gallery devoted to art interpreting my art featuring me. I’m not entirely sure what ‘meta’ means but I think this is pretty close to the definition. Of course…

Hi, I’m Barb Abney from 89.3… The Current. Thanks to wonderful support from listeners like you our 7th Birthday Party sold out in a matter of hours. Because of the extreme level of interest in our Birthday Party we’re happy to announce that tickets to next year’s birthday party will be going on sale RIGHT NOW.

Join us in 2013 as we celebrate our 8th birthday like…

Well shit man, it’s been a pretty measly winter here in Minnesota to this point. No snow, no cold, what’s an outdoorsman to do? Have a seat, big dog, and I’ll tell ya.

Without snow you can’t really snowmobile. Even though I’ll never get sick of wearing my Arctic Cat gear everywhere I go that lime green and navy blue jumpsuit is a sad reminder that any…

Oh my God, did I tell you about our killer New Year’s Eve downtown this year? It was totally off the chain. I love going out downtown but this was the best time I’ve had in like, years. If New Years Eve is anything like the rest of the year, 2012 is going to be totally the shit.

My girls and I started the night off right…

Kids! Go see if your mother is ready, we’ve got to get downtown soon if we want to see the big parade! Make sure you don’t forget your mittens and your hats; we’ll be standing outside for a few hours. Sure, it sounds crazy now, but the Holidazzle is so much fun!

Boy, there sure are a lot of people down here. Can you believe all the…

Doomtree! Fucking great to meet you guys, thanks for seeing me on such short notice.  I represent a pretty major label, I can’t say which quite yet, but I wanted to tell you: We love your sound. We are HUGE fans. P.O.S, Dessa, SimCity, Major Lazer, Puppy Tiger, all of you guys. There are some big-time executives that are VERY interested in signing you but they’re going to…

It comes up every year at this time. When I tell people that I’m a mall Santa, I usually get some weird looks

Thanksgiving is only a couple of days away and that means my favorite time of year is right around the corner. Christmas? Oh no, honey, I’m talking about Black Friday – the Boston Marathon of shopping. My husband says I was born for this. I like to think Black Friday was made because of me. Nobody shops as hard as I do. NOBODY.

I’ve spent all of…