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August 17th, 2010
How To Tell Your Ninja You Love Them by Andy Erikson
It can be difficult to express emotion and love around your ninja, but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible to show your ninja that you care. The following is a list of 10 ways to subtly tell your ninja that you love them.
1. Put an extra shadow in their room.
Shadows are a part of a ninjas natural habitat. The more shadows the better.
2. Learn an Asian sounding language.
If you learn their language, you’ll be able to communicate to your ninja using words. Words are a good way to talk to people. Even ninjas.
3. Bow from your waist.
Don’t bow too much, you don’t want your ninja to think you’re gay.
4. Hug their best chopping bricks.
Hugging bricks is fun.
5. Buy your ninja an old wise grandpa they can learn from.
Old grandpas are the only way a ninja can get through the angsty ninja teen years. A crazy grandpa who talks about grasshoppers will work too.
6. If you need to punish your ninja, use the black belt to hit him with.
The black belt is the highest level belt. It will hurt emotionally but at least it won’t have a buckle on it. Your ninja will appreciate the gesture.
7. Don’t just say hi, say hiyuh!
This ties in with number 2 above. (learning an asian sounding language)
8. Die, so he can avenge you.
Ninjas love avenging things.
9. Crouch like a tiger and hide his dragon.
Your ninja will realize that you’re acting out a really good ninja movie and he will be full of joy. Don’t lose his dragon though. You don’t want to worry about finding a dragon later.
10. Instead of giving him throwing stars, give him throwing hearts.
Ninjas love throwing shapes.
Alright, once you’ve done all of these things, your ninja will assume you love them, and you won’t have to worry about him attacking you or your immediate family while you sleep. You are welcome. Or as they say in Japanese, どういたしまして
-Andy Erikson
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August 17th, 2010
How Do You Do? with Andy Erikson
How Do You Do? with Andy Erikson
Andy enlists fellow comedian Trevor Anderson to shed light on a difficult task: getting drugs.
“The ‘How To’ Series with a Sense of Humor”Written by Andy Erikson
Starring Andy Erikson & Trevor Anderson
Camerawork by Joe Michaud-Scorza
Directed by Kevin AlbertsonCheck out Andy’s stand-up all week, August 17th-21st at ACME Comedy Company!
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Tags: ACME, Andy Erikson, Comedian, Comedy, Drugs, Funny, Funnyapolis!, How To, Minneapolis, Minneapolis Television, Minnesota, MPLS.TV, Shady, Tax, Trevor Anderson, TV
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August 17th, 2010
Dude Weather 8-17-10: Wonderful & Special Effects
Tags: Dude Weather, Fog, Humor, Jimmy Dutch Gaines, Midwest, Minneapolis, Minneapolis Television, Minneapolis Weather, Minnesota, MPLS.TV, Special Effects, Twin Cities, Weather, Weatherman, Wonderful
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August 16th, 2010
City of Music Touring Bands: The Heligoats
The Heligoats perform “Glass of Water” at Galactic Pizza on the first installment of MPLS.TV ’s “touring band edition” of the weekly live performance series, “City of Music.” Presented by Gimme Noise.Produced and Directed by Dan Huiting.
Edited by Dan Huiting and Christian Domarius.
Shot by Dan Huiting, Chris Hadland, and Nick Junkersfeld.
Sound by Ryan Warner. Special thanks to Galactic Pizza.Check out City of Music presented in part by Gimme Noise every Monday.
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Tags: acoustic, bands, Chris Otepka, City of Music, City Pages, Dan Huiting, Folk, Galactic Pizza, Gimme Noise, Heligoats, Live, Lyndale, Minneapolis, Minnesota, MPLS.TV, Music, Performance, touring
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August 16th, 2010
Dude Weather 8-16-10: A Pleasant Monday/Victorian Hook-Up
Tags: 1858, Comedy, Dude Weather, Forecast, Funny, Jimmy Dutch Gaines, Minneapolis, Minneapolis Television, Minneapolis Weather, Monday, MPLS.TV, Nice, Queen, telegram, Twin Cities, Victoria, Weather
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August 13th, 2010
Dude Weather 8-13-10: Heatwave Ends/Mark Dayton Runs
Tags: Dude Weather, Forecast, Funny, Heatwave, Heavy, hot, Humidity, Humor, Jimmy Dutch Gaines, Mark Dayton, Minneapolis, Minneapolis Television, Minneapolis Weather, Minnesota, MPLS.TV, Thunderstorms, Twin Cities, Weather
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August 12th, 2010
Dude Weather 8-12-10: Phil Connors, I Feel Your Pain
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August 11th, 2010
Open Position at MPLS.TV: Senior Designer
So do you think you can make us look good?! If so, let’s talk. This is not a lipstick-on-a-pig job. This is pimping out our ride. We need someone with imagination, style and attitude to make our awesome content even more…awesomer.
Wondering what kind of stuff you’ll be doing?
We’re glad you asked. First and foremost, we need you to create beautiful illustrations and graphics. Stuff that will be highly visible. Stuff that viewers will just want to fall in love with. You’ll use your skills, experience and talents to be a part of groundbreaking thinking and audacious goals.
You’ll also be a communicator (always), facilitator (sometimes) and visionary (eternally). We like to collaborate, so wall flowers need not apply!
Who are you?!
This is a key role for us, so you need to be a multi-talented team player. You have strong artistic abilities, kick-ass design expertise, a great attention to detail and are a shade toward the hyper-organized.
You also are proactive, responsive to change and open to feedback and have a talent for developing conceptual creative solutions. You are a well-rounded, passionate creative with high energy and a positive approach in fast-paced environments.
Looking for more corporate speak?
Only because you asked, your accountabilities will include…
•Creating brand defining iconography.
•Creating tangibles like stickers, posters, forms, packets and logos.
•Organizing and planning details for multiple creative projects from initial concept to launch.
•Being able to visualize ideas and create designs that are distinctive, surprising and memorable.
•Serving as a mentor to other designers and having an authority in design decision-making.What makes you so special?
•Capable of taking on the responsibilities of a creative lead on a project.
•Make timely and quick decisions in order to meet project deadlines.
•Ability to work collaboratively with various functions across the collective.
•Prior project management experience a definite plus. Not a deal-breaker, but a definite plus.
•Interpersonal savvy and listening skills.
•Strong understanding of color theory, design theory, typography, composition and color
•Solid background and knowledge of Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, and InDesign.
•Experience with Adobe Flash, Adobe After Effects, and digital audio/video experience are desired, but are by no means mandatory.
•Have 15-20 hours a week to contribute at the MPLS.TV HQ.
•Willing to work for the fun, experience, and passion and not for the money.One more thing to push you over the top…
•Swagger.
Oh yeah…another one more thing…
•An online portfolio will be required for full consideration.
We are looking for a Senior Designer that is looking for a place to let his or her creativity go! All ready to apply?
If you have talent, energy and heart, we’d love for you to send your resume and portfolio link to contribute@mpls.tv!
Tags: Position, Senior Designer, Staff
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August 11th, 2010
Dude Weather 8-11-10: Beat The Heat
Tags: Dude Weather, Jimmy Dutch Gaines, Minneapolis, Minneapolis Weather, MPLS.TV
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